U.S. Can’t Find Its Ass

The BBC reports some shocking news this morning; the United States has officially given up its search for Weapons of Mass Destruction. No, seriously. However, O.J. Simpson continues searching for the killer of his ex-wife and her friend on the golf-courses of America.

Will this affect the Iraqi elections held later this month? I doubt it. It didn’t seem to matter the folks here in the States, and I doubt people dodging suicide bombers much noticed the headline. Barnum was right, you can’t fool all the people all the time…