National Priorities

File this one under the same category in which we spend millions on the impeachment of a president who had an affair, but nada on the guy who sent us to war on (what can at best be described as) faulty intelligence:

On the same day that the Senate looks to be finalizing a law which bars legal repercussions against gun manufacturers for crimes committed using their products, Wired News reports that the very same Senate is now "grilling" P2P providers over their failure to keep pornography out of the hands of children and Hollywood films out of the hands of pirates (Aargh, Matey!).

So let me get all this straight, makers of guns (that can kill people) cannot be held responsible for what happens with their products. However, makers of file sharing/transfer software (that can hurt profits, but not people) can be held responsible for what people do with their products. Am I missing something? How is this argument remotely legally reasonable? Even if I consider the 2nd Amendment, which grants the right to bear arms, I can’t figure how the manufacturers get off the hook for lethal weapons. The 2nd Amendment right has limits, just like all rights. You no more have the right to own a tank than you have the right to shout "fire" in a crowded theater. In this case, the 2nd Amendment doesn’t give any directions for the gun manufacturers to create whatever weapon they desire for the public market. In short, they do not get any more exclusions from negligence and indifference laws than any other industry.

One of the arguments made against Grokster in the Supreme Court’s decision against them was that they appeared to be actively advertising their product as able to infringe on copyrights (via unpaid-for downloads of music not freely given away). So, if someone can find any case of a gun (and/or bullet) manufacturer advertising a product which kills1, then surely they would be liable, right? Not likely.

So this all comes down to who’s spending the money. The gun lobby spends tons to get their stuff in as many hands as possible. The entertainment industry spends just as much to prevent technology from denting their profits (at least, as they perceive it). If you could get guns for free over a P2P network, I would imagine we’d be seeing some different arguments from the gun lobby.

1 Here, I had in mind something like an ad for "armor-piercing rounds," although I think those are quite illegal in of themselves. That is, until the gun lobby get’s them okay’d by congress. Anyway, that or an ad that actually advertises ease of murder. I, however, don’t really think the gun marketers are really that stupid. They at least have that over the P2P software makers.

Remembering James Doohan

I read the news today that James Doohan, or Scotty from the original Star Trek series on NBC, passed away at his home in Redmond this morning from pneumonia and Alzheimer’s disease. He was 85 years old, and with his family when he passed.

As a rule, I try to avoid meeting celebrities, no matter how much I enjoy their work. As it goes, the more I find their work fascinating, the more I find the people themselves less-than-appealing as individuals. I’m not claiming to be one of Doohan’s greatest fans, but he was the guest speaker at the only Star Trek convention I have attended. This was in 1999, at the Cumberland Science Museum in Nashville, TN. I went with Angela and her cousin, Jonathan. I suppose I was expecting the crowd from the now infamous SNL skit, with Doohan shouting to the costumed masses "Get A Life, People!" (Yes, I know it was Shatner in the skit.)

The level of geekery at the convention wouldn’t have really shocked anyone, unless they were completely unfamiliar with the scifi genre (like, my grandmother, perhaps). However, it was Doohan that was the surprise of the day. When he addressed the audience in a soft, Canuck accent, my jaw dropped. "Scotty is Canadian?!"

He began recalling stories about his youth and his days as a soldier in World War II. He explained the story of how he lost his finger on the beaches of Normandy to a German bullet. He chuckled to the crowd while talking about early acting gigs in radio and television. All the while, you could have heard a pin drop in the main hall of the museum. He had the right amount of charm, wit, and character, real character, to enthrall the entire audience. He barely mentioned Star Trek at all. The audience got to know James Doohan’s life, and it was fascinating. No one asked about the phaser settings in episode no. 37.

I later learned that he was mostly doing those convention gigs as a way to help make money to pay for various medical costs, his own and his family’s. It wouldn’t be too much longer until it was released that Doohan was suffering from Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s, and a number of other ailements. It seemed so horrible to learn that such a nice gentleman (he really seemed to encompass that word) should have to go through all that (not that anyone should).

In reading about his death, I came across this quote from an undated interview:

"The producers asked me which one I preferred," Doohan recalled 30 years later. "I believed the Scot voice was the most commanding. So I told them, ‘If this character is going to be an engineer, you’d better make him a Scotsman.’"
When the series ended in 1969, Doohan found himself typecast as Montgomery Scott, the canny engineer with a burr in his voice. In 1973, he complained to his dentist, who advised him: "Jimmy, you’re going to be Scotty long after you’re dead. If I were you, I’d go with the flow."
"I took his advice,” said Doohan, “and since then everything’s been just lovely."

It must really suck to get typecast as an actor, even if it’s just as a voice and not a specific role. However, it does seem fitting that it was Doohan’s choice of having that memorable accent that stayed with him for the rest of his days. I suppose that just means he made the right choice, and we all just couldn’t picture the Enterprise’s engineer as being anything but a Scotsman. I know he convinced me.

Here’s to Jimmy Doohan.

Influential Album Meme

Well, Kottke did it first, and then Van Buren, so here’s my list of ten albums that have influenced my musical tastes over the years, in no particular order, and far from being exhaustive.

  • John Williams/Various – "Return of the Jedi Soundtrack" Proof that I was born under a geek sign might be that the very first album (okay, cassette tape) I ever owned was a Star Wars soundtrack. The next was a Billy Joel album, but I never claimed to be cool.
  • REM – "Green" While Document was the first REM album I had, my big brother Stephen took me with him to a REM concert in Knoxville, TN on the "Green" tour. Watching the band perform "Turn You Inside Out" made me a life-long environmentalist. The entire stage became the screen for lots of Greenpeace-like footage. Anyway, a terrific album that still means a lot to me.
  • Anthrax – "Persistence of Time" This might have been any number of thrash-metal or heavy metal albums, but none of them really started the fire in me like Anthrax did. They weren’t into theatrics and imagery, they just rocked really fast and loud. The lyrics were never Dylan or anything, but as a idealistic kid, I found them agreeable. They weren’t singing about murdering people (well, mostly not) or drugs. They were just ranting about society. Oh, and did I mentioned it was fast and loud?
  • Public Enemy – "Fear of a Black Planet" Although Apocalypse 91 and Nation of Millions were also huge albums, it was Fear of Black Planet that was the most defining album for this group. They had all the attitude of gansta rap, but without all the bullshit. I got the impression that they were rapping about trying to live in the inner city as a young black person, rather than just wasting away there. There was no shortage of wiggers and redneck raps fans (I can’t explain them, so I’m sorry if you just don’t know what that is) where I grew up, but Public Enemy made me want to be neither. I didn’t want to be like these guys nor did I despise them. I just wanted to hear their message and listen the best rap that has ever been.
  • Lenny Kravitz – "Are You Gonna Go My Way" For my brother, Dave, our friend Hitch, and I; this re-defined how cool rock could be. We were all listening to lots of classic rock and also looking for new bands. Mostly at the time, that was early grunge. Then Kravitz puts out this retro-rock sounding album (okay, his third, but whatever) that just blew us away. I remember listening to the album and Dave kept saying "If I made an album, it would sound just like this." Can a musician give a higher compliment?
  • Marty Stuart – "This One’s Gonna Hurt You" I should state that this one is on here because of my brother Dave, more than me. I came home from college one weekend to Dave going on and on about how cool Marty Stuart, the country(?!) guitar player was. I thought he was joking. Then he made me sit down and actually listen to what this guy was playing, and I was amazed. This started a career in country music for Dave, and new found appreciation and love for the music for me. I still despise commercial country, but that’s why Marty’s here. He’s just about everything that is good about Nashville, with none of the crap.
  • Various Artists – The "Matrix: Music From The Motion Picture" Okay, so this is possibly cheating, but we find music in odd ways. I didn’t really care for techno/electronic/industrial all that much until I saw the Wachowski brothers put it to such good use. When I got the association with Prodigy and Cyber-punk, it just clicked. We all walked away from this film thinking how cool the movie was. I was also thinking, I got to get me some electronica.
  • Jay Farrar – "Sebastopol " This could have been any number of Americana albums, but honestly it was always Jay Farrar’s voice, guitar, and lyrics that I liked about Uncle Tupelo and Son Volt. I still am crazy about those bands, as well as Wilco. I even like musically related bands like The Jayhawks, but it was Farrar that really clicked with me.
  • Tie: Green Rode Shotgun "Bang" & The Coal Men – " Nowhere’s Too Far" This isn’t just shameless promotion of friends. We all have friends in bands or that are songwriters to some extent. However, when you get this polished CD from them and you listen to each track, you might find yourself wondering about everything you ever said or did around them. Did you realize just how talented these people are? Don’t you feel a little foolish for ever even discussing music around them? They were always artists, you just didn’t realize until now. How could an album like that not affect how you listen to all other music?

Darbinian

Editor’s Note: I’m beginning a new feature on the blog, a category called definitions, where-in I define and explain words that come up in my life, which might be handy for others to use.

Dar·bin·i·an

Pronunciation: där-bi-nE-&n

Function: adjective

Definition: Exhibiting traits of an extremely conservative and past-minded nature, often times for no logical reason, other than told to be so. Particularly, of an arrogant and self-righteous nature. Conservative for conservative’s sake.

Antonym(s): Darwinian, progressive, humble.

Etymology: Having to do with T.E. Darby, VMI, VDOT, and the Anglican Church of America.

Example: "The Henrico County road supervisor is probably some ex-VDOT idiot, likely to be Darbinian in nature." Angela Dyer

Chief Justice Rehnquist

This evening, CNN.com is carrying the headline that U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist announced that he is most definitely not retiring. You know, I really get the impression that he feels that he was put on the bench (by Nixon) and then elevated to Chief Justice (by Reagan) by presidents which commanded more, uh, presidential respect than our current Commander in Chief. Okay, so Nixon doesn’t have much respect left from my generation, but from remember that Rehnquist is 80 years old. There was a time when the conservatives really, really liked the man (Nixon, that is). Anyway, I further believe that Rehnquist must feel that some of that gravitas has been passed to him, and that he’s not crazy about the idea of "Dubya" naming his successor.

I think the open letter about the speculators on his retirement is really a letter to the president. One that reads ‘I’ll die before I let you pick the next Chief Justice. Count on it.’ Anyway, I wouldn’t expect him to vacate that seat for some time yet. He seems cantankerous enough to stay there right up until the moment he keels over.

Editor’s Note: Who would have thought I would have had a post all about conservatives without a single curse word? Mom, if you’re reading, I’ll try harder next time.

Update 2005-9-4: Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist passed away yesterday evening at his home in Arlington. He was 80 years old. While this may make the above most either irrelevant, or just tasteless, I’ll leave up to the reader. However, I do believe that while he was anything but a liberal, he was certainly a man that everyone respected. He took his role very seriously, knowing full well the weight of every word spoken and written. He always struck me as a deliberate person, who found balance in what he knew was right, what the law said was right, and what the Supreme Court was required to do. We will be fortunate as a country and as individuals to have a replacement Chief Justice in his mold, conservative or not. Given the current administration, that luck part seems like it might be more of a miracle. My original post was simply pointing out that I thought Rehnquist himself felt the same way.

How To Destroy An Airplane

On our way down to Tampa this past weekend, we had a layover in Atlanta (flying the big D, of course). As we were walking off the plane, Angela happened to pull out her cell phone.

"Oh, crap! I left my cell phone on the whole time!"

I replied, in a sarcastic shocked tone "and the plane didn’t crash. Wow." To which, some lady who happened to be walking behind us said, aloud, and in what I can only assume is her most grave tone:

"Well, thank God!"

At which point she marched on beyond us under Angela’s death-be-to-you stare.

If cell phones could really bring down a Boeing 737, then why are the terrorists still playing around with knives? Why does the TSA even allow these dastardly weapons-O’-mass-destruction on board flights? We’re all doomed, but not from cell phones, but from the people who believe that the act of even having one on can drop a jet out of the sky

For clarification here, the airlines state that personal electronics may interfere with the planes navigation systems (which are not what keep the plane in the air, just pointed correctly). However, this is mainly during take-off and landing. Am I to believe that there are no cell phone signals passing through a plane at this time, just because no one on board is using one? What about all the people using one in the airport who are connecting to a cell tower on the other side of the runway?

Update: Some news for Engadget that supports the comments by Travis. Not that I doubted you, I just wanted to let you know you were right on target.

Fourth of July

The Fourth this year ended up being a very quiet affair around our house. That’s a change from years past, as we usually plan something with friends and family. Last year, we went to see the Richmond Braves play down at the Diamond and the year before, we drove up to D.C. to see the concert and watch the fireworks on the national mall. Both years we spent the day with Angela’s brother and his family. We had a great time, but those are some pretty large crowds and there’s a ton of traffic (I’ve actually never seen a larger crowd than D.C., and that’s really is something).

This year, a couple of our friends came down from PA for a few days. They came with some great news (a baby on the way). However, work schedules had them leaving us in around lunchtime on Monday, so we had the whole afternoon to spend at home. Angela ate watermelon on the deck and we ate some leftover grilled mammals for dinner. We spent the last part of the evening sitting in the dark of one of the upstairs bedrooms just watching the fireworks over the trees. We got the show from the baseball stadium and then another from Byrd Park, all from the same window.

I’m sure I could make some thin analogy to freedom or independence, as I usually tend towards doing, but I’ll save it. Just think about near complete silence, save for the occasional delayed pops in the distance of some bright reds and greens. Then just turning to the one you love and thinking what a great holiday it turned out to be.