Comment Spam Haiku

Thank you, Auto Loan and Texas Hold ’em for your love­ly com­ment spam poet­ry, which you bom­bard me with on a dai­ly basis. Example:

Name: auto loan | E-mail: main@texas-holdem.us | URI: http://college-loan-424.blogspot.com/ | IP: 139.130.62.132

justice, disdain of frail-fleshed
hill-constructions lasted house-passage on the marsh-plants and race-courses.
I oversea you fear for me, but may you not sui (sic) secreted the cause of alarm to yourself
auto loan


Fan­tas­tic stuff.

Here are some more, from some old spam messages:

poker games Know thyself.

Kind of a spam Greek philoso­pher, that poker.

There is always something wrong, if one is straining to make the commonplace incomprehensible.

Was­n’t that on deep thoughts with Jack Handy?

The blind willingness to sacrifice people to truth, however, has always been the danger of an ethics abstracted from life.

A quote on ethics, from a spam­mer hock­ing cheap phen­ter­mine. Oh the irony of the autonomous script quote-generator.

Here’s a great one that just came in Fri­day afternoon:

Among them was a half-starve nurse-maid moss-oak and his sun-glow, who had often scooped the abolitionists might as well tesselated to his persequar and stigmatize his horse or wheat as to keep slave-holders out of their semi-publicity property.

Isn’t that Har­ri­et Tubman?